The Giant Cat’s Baby Shower!

POW – PSHEWWWWW! The blimp I was in went crashing to the ground as a Giant Almond Tabby smashed it with a paw! Just kidding – we dodged it just narrowly by a few feet. In Punny Garden, Almond Tabbies are the massive cat guardians of the Ice Cream Desert. They spend most of their…

Extra Delicious Valentine’s Day Pizza

On one Valentine’s Day, I ran to meet my one and only true love – Figaro’s grandfather’s extra special Onion Heart pizza! In Punny Garden, Onion Hearts are these amazing red heart-shaped onions. They’re very valuable/rare (only found during the coldest winters deep underneath Sunset Mountain). Unlike regular onions, Onion Hearts are super sweet raw.…

A Silly Christmas Prank!

You often hear of spooky Halloween pranks. But, one year I decided that it would be HILARIOUS to play a Christmas prank on my best friend, Figaro. You see, in Punny Garden there’s a myth that there’s an immortal Punny named Apple Claus that, every Christmas, jumps on top of other Punnies’ rooftops and gives…

Casual Tea Brewing in a Blizzard

PSHEWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO… From inside our peach cabin you could hear the wild whistling blizzard thrashing about outside like an angry Hippotatomus. From the window, you could see nothing but the white, blinding snow. Figaro, Kate (a Banana Punny that took shelter with us at the time), and I were inside. Luckily, we had quickly set up…

Crazy Bumpy Sled Ride

When I woke up on October 32nd one morning, I was shocked to see that the snow was already falling down in bits and pieces. Excited, I shook Figaro, who snorted once before sleepily opening his eyes. “FIG! Fig! It’s snowing!” I exclaimed, dragging him to the window. He stood up and squinted at the…