On one Valentine’s Day, I ran to meet my one and only true love – Figaro’s grandfather’s extra special Onion Heart pizza! In Punny Garden, Onion Hearts are these amazing red heart-shaped onions. They’re very valuable/rare (only found during the coldest winters deep underneath Sunset Mountain). Unlike regular onions, Onion Hearts are super sweet raw.…
This was the time that Figaro and I found a broken, abandoned Unforgettable Bus in a hidden corner of Hoomie Hills! When we first came across it, we thought that it was just an enormous bush since it was covered by tons of moss. But when I pulled some moss off, we found that it…
Happy 2021, everyone! 2020 has been a totally wild ride, so we’re hoping 2021 will be full of grape-ness. This sketch is of me at the Blushing Blossom Grove underneath its marvelous pink flowering trees, showing my finished golden orange spirit house! In Punny Garden, the golden orange is a mythical Punny spirit. It’s legend…
You often hear of spooky Halloween pranks. But, one year I decided that it would be HILARIOUS to play a Christmas prank on my best friend, Figaro. You see, in Punny Garden there’s a myth that there’s an immortal Punny named Apple Claus that, every Christmas, jumps on top of other Punnies’ rooftops and gives…
PSHEWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO… From inside our peach cabin you could hear the wild whistling blizzard thrashing about outside like an angry Hippotatomus. From the window, you could see nothing but the white, blinding snow. Figaro, Bandelle (a Banana Punny that took shelter with us at the time), and I were inside. Luckily, we had quickly set up…
When I woke up on October 32nd one morning, I was shocked to see that the snow was already falling down in bits and pieces. Excited, I shook Figaro, who snorted once before sleepily opening his eyes. “FIG! Fig! It’s snowing!” I exclaimed, dragging him to the window. He stood up and squinted at the…
On October the 31st, at exactly 12:00 AM, Figaro and I stood in front of a very humongous pumpkin in the middle of a what patch in the middle of nowhere. Pumpkins exist in the human world well enough, but here in Punny Garden they’re ancient legends! So there we were, standing in front of…
BRRRRING RING RING! My pear phone rang loudly in the middle of the night, where I was in the middle of dreaming about a farting bee. “What is it?” I asked sleepily, brushing aside my tangled vines of hair. “EDEN!” A shrill voice screams right in my ear. I thrust the phone away from my…